As the title of this first page/month of Bogus Book entries suggest, not everything is as it seems. Hopefully, each entry doesn't require citations, which I don't provide, to understand what I meant to convey. As a preventative measure bent, I apologize for any leading ashtray, pleading away, or needling astray.
Read the 20 or so below…
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| The Gang in 1981, RTC in 2013, The Significant Other in 2014 |
#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)…
“The World was an Oyster: Now It’s Clambaked"
#CATEGORY: Environmental Predation By Clammy Minds
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 28, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)…
“The Eloquence of #Political Hacks: An Untoward Story”
#CATEGORY: Political #Speech Duly Censored
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 26, 2014
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ANOTHER FEATURE I WRITE INTERMITTENTLY
ANOTHER FEATURE I WRITE INTERMITTENTLY
KNOW MORE EXERCISE! Are you saying Know More Exercise to yourself?! Know More Exercise may be problematic for you at first, but Know More!
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 26, 2014
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#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)…
“Angel’s Ash Heap"
#CATEGORY: When #Irish Angels Go On Their Smokin’ #Whisky Binges
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 26, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)…
“The Phantom Apprentice"
#CATEGORY: Bad Toupee’d Sith Birthers Who Run For Reality Star Emperor
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 23, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“The Heartaches Like Psoriasis"
#CATEGORY: & The Rashness Of Love & Irrational Love Sickness
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 23, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Who Got Dilbert's Crepe?"
#CATEGORY: Why Comic Strippers Are Never on The Biggest Loser.
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 22, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY…Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“The Perfect Pitcher Framed By His Spokesperson–Doctored Mound"
#CATEGORY: Malapropism Crimes
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 19, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Danny The Denizen: This Dad Terrorized By A Children’s Book"
#CATEGORY: Mind Burning Books
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 18, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Everything We’ve Ever Known: A Short Storied Apology"
#CATEGORY: Revisionist to Reality
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 17, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Shopping 4 Idiots: $39.95/Month Until A Lightbulb Goes On"
#CATEGORY: Scams By Subscription
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 16, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Standing Up To Tyrants: An Armchair Historian's Opinion"
#CATEGORY: The Recline of History
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 14, 2014
#Book Of the Day,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Life & Times Of Tall Tom: We’ve Nothing Much To Write About Yet”
CATEGORY: Short HiStories
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 13, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Santa Clawed! Jolly Nick vs the Abdominal 6Pack Snowboarding Wolverine"
#CATEGORY: Juvenile
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 9, 2014
#Book Of the Day,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“The Making of a #Gyro: How 1 Sandwich Defied All Jimmy Greek Odds!”
CATEGORY: #Food Fights
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 12, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Santa Clawed! Jolly Nick vs the Abdominal 6Pack Snowboarding Wolverine"
#CATEGORY: Juvenile
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 9, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“When Pun-Ish!-meant is a OMGodsend"
#CATEGORY: Humor Beyond the Boundaries of Banality
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 8, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“The 7 Seas of See Food, & Ate Is Never Enough Chef"
#CATEGORY: Whatever Floats Your Bloat
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 7, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“Bad Actors, Idle Voices, Other Flunkies: Sad Unfulfilled Dreamers"
#CATEGORY: Self Helpless
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 6, 2014
#BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“The Waive of The Suture: How To Operate w/o a Clue"
#CATEGORY: Look No Hands of Healing!
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 6, 2014
BOOK of the DAY,
*Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“39 Shapes Of Pasty White Guys in Spandex"
CATEGORY: Those Human Bodies Undiscovered
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 4, 2014
BOOK of the DAY,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
“7 Simple Strategies For Lifeless Living"
CATEGORY: Lethargy, Laggardness & Left Behind Again
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 3, 2014
The Book Of the Day,
Rejected by ALL Publishers:
"All Hope Is Lost, We Must Give Up. Again, No Hope."
CATEGORY: Hopeless & Abyss Fatalism
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) February 1, 2014
