Our March Pastime Is Untoward Bogus Books Sublime

Rainbow on our Bishop Avenue dirt road
Still Searching for Pot O'Gold

These are the Bogus Books of the Day from March 2014. It's still called Rejected Books of the Day in all of March. However, it changes to Bogus Books in mid April 2014.

See the latest Bogus Books from RTC via HappsHealthHome Twitter every day, between 5 and 6 pm CDT.

Also see this rainbow photo on RTC instagram.

NOTE: Some tweets may seem obtuse but actually make a lot of sense. Yet, this may not be true.

Rejected #BOOK of the DAY… “Mind's Eye of A Bee Holder: Seeing is Retrieving Dictionary Data” #CATEGORY: Know It's Words By Its Cover
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 31, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Tornado Allies: Dust Bedeviled Egger+Water Spots Join Farces!” #CATEGORY: Opaque Über Heroes Yoked
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 31, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “War of US Pieces: Buttered & Baked In BS Full Magazine” #CATEGORY: Might Didn't Write Constitution
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 29, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Romanced Novel: No Bodices Ripped, No Men Ripped Either” #CATEGORY: Love Lives In A Real Universe
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 28, 2014

Won't be hard to guess which TV show this Rejected #Book was debased… http://t.co/etyIAdLbiF Next one in 50min https://t.co/63S8AqAvSS
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 28, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Snowing Badly: Man Shovels Sidewalks For Back Painkillers” #CATEGORY: Books Not Made Into TV Shows
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 28, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Scissors Ruining US: Survival In A Barney Rife World” #CATEGORY: Our Stumbling Backstabbing Nature
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 27, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Constitutional Amnesia: It's How I Think It Was!” #CATEGORY: A Mangled Whig WeThePeople Waver
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 26, 2014

Catch yesterday's Publishers Rejected #Book of the Day?https://t.co/pg95zJmaBa It may've been political but that was just on purpose… #aca
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 25, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Health Care Less: US Care Has No Place In WeThePeople” #CATEGORY: Charity's Enough Myths the Point
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 24, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Biking A Whirled: Wheels On The Bike Go aRound Our Earth" #CATEGORY: Where's Waldo Enviro Exercise
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 23, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Unsaved World: The Failure We'll Soon Learn To Live Less" #CATEGORY: Dystopia Benefits Found-dead
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 22, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Relation Ships: Whoever Floats Your Boat & Gets Your Goat" #CATEGORY: Passing In The Night Insight
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 21, 2014

Hey my "Rejected" #Book of the Day of March 14 got 100 Views! Yippee for me, RTC! ;-) https://t.co/1na0jdvc8O image: http://t.co/xhVLwpM2mi
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 21, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected) “Snowmageddon: It's The Talk Of The Bound" #CATEGORY: Weather As Metaphor Horsemen Love Alpaca Lips
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 20, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “The Afghan Wars: Stuck By Our Own Knitting" #CATEGORY: A Cover Up Of Material Proportions
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 19, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “In The Dark Lawn Darts & A Lob Let of Dire" #CATEGORY: Harry In Pottersville's Cemetery Mystery
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 18, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “The Book Bind: Seething Librarians Seize Open Face Laid Books" #CATEGORY: Book Love Knows Bound
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 15, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “Braking Badass: Driver's Ed Sensei Develops Tail-Gators For Moto-Combat" #CATEGORY: Road Rage "D"
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 14, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “The Wisdom Of Wealth Effect …But We Give Them Cake?" #CATEGORY: Under/Unemployed Still Want More?
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 12, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “Percy's Sledgehammer: When A Man Loves A Fantasy Flick" #CATEGORY: Action Jackson Olympian Movies
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 10, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “Daylight Knaves X3: The Coming Zombie Dystopia–#1, Minds Sprung" #CATEGORY: Time Wasted Trilogies
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 8, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… "SNOWAGEDDON RAGE: Snowboarders Toss A Salt Bag @ Plodding Snowshoers" #CATEGORY: Pun Pain Pelting
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 7, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “Nothing Is As It Seams: The Strange Life of One Who Seems in Stress" #CATEGORY: Puns Upon A Time
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 6, 2014

#BOOK of the DAY (Publishers Rejected)… “SciencePtolemy: Religion in a Modernless Age" #CATEGORY Back To a Future Passed On Much Knowledge
— HappeningsHealthHome (@HappsHealthHome) March 5, 2014