Tuesday, January 6, 2015

September Is Seasonally Adjusted: Nearly Done Summer is De-combusted…

September Is Seasonally Adjusted: Nearly Done Summer is De-combusted As It Is Falling Leaves Busted, Where Winter Maybe Dusted, and Car Windows Can Get Ice Encrusted, Yet I End Before Everyone Is Bad Rhyme Disgusted
My running hill - Lake Maria State Park 

Below my Short Storied Story… are all of my September 2014 Bogus Book Tweets!

Also watch the tweet feed for the latest Bogus Book by RTC by following HappsHealthHome on Twitter, one appears each day between 5 and 6pm.

THE RISE & FALLACY OF THE IDIOTS

When I write a Bogus Book (title), you must understand that I may believe in the statement, yet it is still bogus because it always isn't a real book. Often times however, I am being sarcastic or ironic, and some may simply say, idiotic. Yet these people, the idiotic group, are the people each bogus title is written for. So remember when you put me in your group of idiots, you have stepped into the greatest paradoxical trap of all time.

How do I know it is the best paradoxical trap of all time? That's easy, it's my best title from my Bogus Book of All Time ParAbnormalDox Rankings: Now You Walk Into My Paradox As You Walk Off With My Pair Of Docs (a gift from my friend Martin "Chevy Chase's Van" Buren). While I've already done one full print run*, the All Time ParAbnormalDox Rankings ebook is still for sale, at 32¢, yet I'm still able to give away all four of my great promotional items: refurbished Ginsu Knave Knives, Ron Poe Peelers, Pocket Fisher Price Dowels (for girls) & Rods (for boys, of course!), and Nearly Furless Furbys. Shipping is also free today!

Say this really quickly, three times:

  1. Refurbished Nearly Furless Furbys
  2. Refurbished Nearly Furless Furbys
  3. Refurbished Nearly Furless Furbys!

*As to my full run first and last printing, I printed my ebook once on my ink-jet printer, but since it's an ebook, which I found out later, you don't print them. I guess, that's what the "e" stands for. I thought it was the "i" that stood for the interwebs. However, the person who explained "e" to said "e" is for electronic or the ethernet, or he said, possibly the ether he smelled on my breath.

Additionally, he said, the ether chemical is probably what made me seem light headed every time he saw me here before. Then he said, the "i" does not stand for interwebs, or interwebtubes the "i" actually stands for idiot. But I asked, why would Steve Jobs use "i" for all his gadgets, then?! His response was a question: did Steve ever meet you? Well, I said, no… He then said, well that's why!

I was either still confused, light headed, feeling bad Steve and I never did meet, or all five of those… four… maybe two?

Okay, one second… How many eithers were there in that last sentence…?

And where is my ether?!

But my name IS NOT Esther!

Sincerely, RTC


BOGUS BOOKS
OF THE DAY
FOR SEPTEMBER 2014















































































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